Manifesto

Manifesto

BaconOur bid is now at a very advanced stage, having been developed over the past three days. We developed a very advanced plan of how we'll operate once we have the keys.

 

  • Roll-on, roll-off ferry will operate between Copenhagen and a new ferry terminal at the end of Bumpers Lane in Chester.
  • Cheap bacon butties at half time (we will use only high quality danish bacon and Lidl's "finest" range of baps).
  • The club will trade primarily in Scottish one krone notes.
  • All members will wear club jerseys and we count on “pep in Sweeping”.
  • Half price viking hats will be available from the club shop for fans who only wear sheepskin.
  • Removing the O-slash from the word Brøndby. It's really difficult to type on English keyboards.
  • Regular over 50s bingo nights in the Guildhall.

 

Managerial and Playing Staff

We intend to bolster the Brøndby team by appointing new playing and coaching staff with a proven record of greatness. While we have not approached anybody as yet, we would hope to bring on board football legends such as:

  • Three-time Chester City manager Mark Wright could be director of football (although we do realise that he is now running a successful PR company).
  • Gordon Hill as Head Coach
  • Steve Evans - FA Liaison Manager
  • Mickey Thomas as Finance Director
  • Steven Vaughan Junior as goalkeeper
  • Jan Molby may run the youth development programme at the weekends while continuing his new role as chief something at Chester during the week.