Manifesto
Manifesto
Our bid is now at a very advanced stage, having been developed over the past three days. We developed a very advanced plan of how we'll operate once we have the keys.
- Roll-on, roll-off ferry will operate between Copenhagen and a new ferry terminal at the end of Bumpers Lane in Chester.
- Cheap bacon butties at half time (we will use only high quality danish bacon and Lidl's "finest" range of baps).
- The club will trade primarily in Scottish one krone notes.
- All members will wear club jerseys and we count on “pep in Sweeping”.
- Half price viking hats will be available from the club shop for fans who only wear sheepskin.
- Removing the O-slash from the word Brøndby. It's really difficult to type on English keyboards.
- Regular over 50s bingo nights in the Guildhall.
Managerial and Playing Staff
We intend to bolster the Brøndby team by appointing new playing and coaching staff with a proven record of greatness. While we have not approached anybody as yet, we would hope to bring on board football legends such as:
- Three-time Chester City manager Mark Wright could be director of football (although we do realise that he is now running a successful PR company).
- Gordon Hill as Head Coach
- Steve Evans - FA Liaison Manager
- Mickey Thomas as Finance Director
- Steven Vaughan Junior as goalkeeper
- Jan Molby may run the youth development programme at the weekends while continuing his new role as chief something at Chester during the week.