The Wheaties
The Wheaties
In April 2010, the Project Brøndby travel committee organised a trip to Chester to meet with local officials and representatives from the City's now defunct football team. We found them very trustworthy and have handed over a large bag of kroner. We have now submitted a detailed 60-page bingo plan to the Council and hope to hear good news in the coming weeks.
Everywhere you went in Chester, the place was full of Wheat. They wheat him here. They wheat him there. Wheat for breakfast. Wheat for lunch. Wheat for dinner. What is it with all the wheat?
The city even puts Wheat upon their massive clock:
Outside the town hall, a lion and a wolf fight for the wheat:
Above a bank, three dogs protect a massive wheat. It's as if this place worships wheat more than kroner.
Outside their town bingo hall, two unicorns guard some wheat:
Wheat features prominently above the entrance to many of their shopping parlours:
All the road signs have wheaties badges:
Here are another 13.5 wheats. Urgh:
Once we have purchased Brøndby and moved the entire team to Chester, we intend to change their rubbish BIF well logo to a really cool wheat in honour of our new Cestrian hosts. All praise the wheat of Cheshire! Nobody can beat the wheat. The mighty wheaties!